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Top Ten answers to, "Aren't you worried about    

                      SOCIALIZATION?"

10.        No, if we socialize them they might want out of their closets more.

9.                Naw, she gets plenty of socializing babysittin her twelve brothers and sisters.

8.                Yes, but then we realized they'd be around people like you.

7.                No, to save time we just beat them up and steal their money at home.

6.                No, we'd just as soon teach them something beneficial, rather then prepping them for a career in prison.

5.                No, we're doing our part to reduce the teacher-student ratio, as a matter of fact YOU should pay US.

4.                No, we want teachers to have more time for important things, like striking, researching environmental collapses, distributing condoms, and taking diversity courses.

3.                I know it's kinds selfish, but I'd rather spend my money on books and educational materials than $200 shoes and $300 designer coats.

2.                   Call us silly, but we like our kids hanging around those Bible reading, prayer packing, WWJD flashing, youth group going, right wing extremists, not those Marilyn Manson listening, weapon packing, tongue stud flashing gang member extremists.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….

1.                Well I figured if Jesus wasn't allowed in public schools, my kids weren't either!!!!!